Breaking News: RPF In Hell

New USRPF President, Kyle Cease, is becoming very pissed about what is going on with our progress. He’s saying that once I became leader no one is being active. The only active people is Air force Warlord Worky, Lil’ Commando Emperor Josh, Naruto, and Oberst. Will RPF fall?Will a miracle happen? Will I ever stop playing this game? Found out, next time…….

heres a pic of my penguin: enjoy…..

RNM-Breaking News!!

“Interupts your tv”Welcome to RNM broadcast. Im Worky, with the news. *Closes up to my face* We have just found out that the IW War between Ice Warriors, Army of Clubpenguin, and Nachos vs Black Bandit is over. It almost turned into a world war. Too bad folks. Well that’s just some breaking news. Sorry for interupting your shows…(Goes back to Tom and Jerry)

RNM with Worky

Hello, I’m Worky with the news. In war news around CP the IWs have declared war on the BB for various reasons. The BB first attack was at the IWs capital server, Sub Zero. They won the battle, and took control of the server. Nachos found out, wanted to help IW and joined the war. Now it is BB vs Nachos and IW. BBs leader,  Klimster, wanted help from the USRPF army. I believe President Commando will make his decision soon. I believe that we should help them, and the USRPF might make another merge. This time with the BB. The USRPF is growing folks. We will be right back after this commerial break.

Commercial break 1:

Ever wanted pizza for free? Well too bad! You better go buy your self some!

Welcome back. Many people are sad about the death of the penguin that got shot for snitching on the gang, Black Eye. Well thats the news. See you next time.

RNM broadcast with Worky…and some commerical breaks..

Hello USRPF. Im Worky with the news. The USRPF plans on having a 7 server invasion soon next week.  All RPF troops will need to be there. In other news, a penguin has been shot for snitching on a gang called Black Eye. The penguin is dead. His funeral we happen next week. Also, scientist researched and found out that under G’s glasses are eyes that look nothing like eyes! They named the disease, Corlosis.

They don’t plan on making a cure for it. Also, G and Aunt Artic hooked up. Aunt Artic seems to love smart penguins, and G likes people who write. More on that another time I write. We will be write back after these commercial breaks…..

Commercial break 1:

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Commercial break 2:

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Commercial break 3:

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Now were back with RNM news. Some RPF soldiers had a pratice battle without Commando’s premission. But I’m sure he doesnt care. Oh well. That”s the news folks. See you next time.

(Slowely backing-up from the anchors. Each reporter talking but you don’t know what the hell they’re saying. Probably about you jackasses reading this).

First Report on whats going on lately.

Alrite it is me, Worky. Well USRPF seems to be good. At least we dont have economic problems. Also, in the USRPF, pie is now declared healthy for our hearts. Wow, im not surprised. Well, UMA has been doing pretty good lately with the pratice battles. Go UMA. The RPF merge with ST is also go with extra servers. Maybe we might overgrow ACP and own their servers.hehehehe. Anyone ACP made a sucky poem. I dont want to type it so yeah. Also, Nachoz incredible recruitment day. Wow… Thats why I’m gonna interview Nacho leader:Linkin. W=Worky, L-Linkin

W: So, are you proud of what you did recruiting so much? and 200 troops? Wow.

L: Lol, yeah

L: The catalog gave us alot of help.(Y)

L: And our randow recruting sessions helped too

W: Pretty awesome eh? You plan on recruiting the rest of the week?

L: Well from what I’ve seen, we will probably be having more random recruiting session the rest of the month.

L: And probably alot more scheduled ones

W: I see I see. So not being nosey, what do you plan on doing next month?

L: Lol, nothing we know right now…. were just going with the flow (CD) XD

W: Lol. Well, it’s going to be hard choosing all those ranks for those troops.

L: Yep O_O

W: Last question, do you like pie? becuz in the usrpf pie is now healthy.

L: Omg, who doesn’t like pie? :0

L: That should be considered murder if you dont like pie xD

W: well, maybe u should add it to the law.

L: Maybe i should (smrk)

L: So I should go to youtube now?

W: Lol, have fun.

W: You got it folks, Linkin likes pie, and so does the world. And recruiting was a sucess. Great job Nacho Empire!

Well, that’s all for today, enjoy this video being extremly irrelevant to what we’re talking about:

Waz up?!

Hey guys, it’s Worky. So just realizing on the Positions page, im a reporter. So, I guess I’ll be reporting on war news. Pretty kewl. Well I’ll make a post if I find anything out. So be alert, fools!